Nurse visits to watch and help me jerk off

She said, "You crazy." I said, "I'm fine." I said, "I got to the point, I like my job, but I just don't like some of the crap I gotta go through."

And then I got some patient that always called me on, "Get up!" I'm like, "Who you talking about?" "You!" I said, "Nah, I ain't."

They're like, "No, no, you a Jew. You a fetus." Then the nurse got mad. She said, "What the fuck? I got an old job."

She was like, "We don't want nobody else." I told them they can't do that. They gotta go with this and that.

If I got time, I'll come. But I'm the only one in everybody that know my whole floor, they'll take you to the bathtub and let you soak in the bathtub.