Maxine Hardcore - A Max Hardcore Parody

So, young Charlotte, you've come to me for your application for the beauty pageant.

That's good, because I am the one organising the beauty pageant.

So you've given me your paperwork, that's good. I've got it over there ready.

So, let's just have a sit and we can just go through the details.

Come this way. Take a seat, young lady.