Blonde gets his due

Oh, hey honey. Why don't you come here? Sit next to mom.

You know how I've been having some issues since I've gotten back yesterday?

Well, your father, who both of you have failed to tell me, has gotten quite big since I've

been away for the last year. Why didn't you write me? Tell me in the Skype

videos? God, all I could see was your guys' faces. Is that why that happened?